Commission: Azusa and Marie - A Pair of Cows

Azusa and Marie both let out a low moo, being able to unable to produce any other sound, when they saw each other. Then again, when they saw themselves! They had both been turned into common cattle! Was this a witch's doing? Whatever caused it, changing into a cow felt very different from becoming a weapon - inanimate objects didn't have to suffer udders full to bursting with milk, for one!

Azusa tried to ignore the pressure on her new udder for the moment, though, and attempted to set her intellect towards thinking of a way to change back. Not that she was making much headway. She was far too embarrassed by the fact that she let herself get into this farmyard predicament in the first place. This embarrassment was searing in her freshly bovine mind like a steak in a pan; she couldn't think of anything. Not when she was so worried about the jokes she was going to suffer when everyone found out that someone as intelligent as her had got herself stuck as livestock. All she could hope was that Marie was able to think of something.

That was a fruitless hope, however. Because all Marie worried about, as she took stock of new, four-legged, milk-producing form was: how was she going to get married now? Who would propose to a cow? Not even the toilet would take her back when she was like this! Come to think of it, how was she even supposed to use the toilet now? She'd just end up breaking even more of them if she tried to sit down on them with her heavy new cow-butt...

So both of the former death scythes stood there on their new hooves, unable to communicate beyond indecipherable mooing, trapped in their own freshly bovine-heads and their own worries about their immediate futures. What was becoming apparent to both new cows, though, was that their milk problem was fast becoming impossible to ignore. Maybe, before thinking about anything else, their first course of action in their new bodies should be to find someone helpful enough to empty their udders for them...

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